Dapper infant's hairy lip stuns hospital!

Don't get me wrong, I like Michael Moore. I've read 2 of his books, enjoyed his documentaries, and generally find him to be a great defender of the working man... and an overall fine guy to have on your side, you know, sticking it to the man. The folks who are against what he has done with F911 are usually a bunch of uninformed idiots, who deserve to be personally flown to Iraq and made to work at Fallujah's downtown KFC.

But finally, I've read something by his critics that has made me at least think about the possibility that he may be a little bit full of shit. This deserves a read.

Great shit... keep hitting your browser's refresh button for a new wacky Spiderman comic.

Finally, circumcision made simple. Using this gizmo, snipping can be done in a snap...SmartKlamp

And good news for me, an adult size will be available next year.

The good folks at Fox News are hard at work reporting the news, and showing vaginal penetration.

FoxOops

Paris' Pubes on Ebay

it's hammertime!
by Jason Sims
[NOTE: This story is taken from Jay's personal Blog. I thought it was too good not to share --tony]

I will speak of my hammertoe once and then probably not again until corrective surgery, at which time I'll detail the entire surgical procedure. I've been to the podiatrist twice, and I really dig how she handles my feet. She also treated me for athlete's foot, so I'm grateful for the cream. By the way, if you get athlete's foot, don't use Lotrimin. It's garbage.

For all you hammertoe virgins, it's a condition in which the toe is bent in a claw-like position. My claw is on the pinky toe of my left foot. Hammertoe is described as a deformity in which the toes bend downward with the toe joint usually enlarged. Over time, the joint enlarges and stiffens as it rubs against shoes.

It would be nice if I was one of those people with perfect features and only minor issues, like the occasional runny nose or scraped knee.

If I was an action figure, the back of the package would say:

*hairy back!
*pronounced cowlick directly atop his misshapen head!
*forcep scars permanently denting his face!
*hammertoe!
*dual-foot fungus!
*furry man tits!
*sprouts of ear hair!
*lazy eye!
*third nipple!

I retail for $12.99 at Toys R Us.