Hollywood "Bad Boy" Colin Farrell was asked by his shrink to write down all the drugs he did in a week. His list was..."Twenty Es, four grams of coke, six of speed, half an ounce of hash, three bottles of Jack Daniel’s, 12 bottles of red wine, 60 pints and 280 fags." (That 'fags' is cigarettes by the way, he's not that much of a bad boy).amazing stuff. No wonder all the ladies get their panties wet thinking about him.

I once smoked so much pot out of a 6' bong that i let out one long continuous fart that lasted over 7 minutes. I'm hot.