Welcome to the part-aaayyy Chetley! As you can see, you have been added as a player on the left hand side of the page. Congrats. It's a big step. As the FNG (fuckin' new guy) let me give you a few pointers on how to use this thing. Some of you may benefit from this as well.

When you Post something in Blogger (after you log in), and you want to preview what it will look like on the bottom half of the screen, click on the button "Post." To get it onto this web page, you must click "Post & Publish." You can always go back an re-edit it if you've made a mistake. Unless you "Post & Publish" you will not get to put your cynical/sarcastic/offhand/ bourgeois wit up on the Blog.

If you want to make a link to something, such as this useless example, highlight a word, or words that you want to make a link on, then click the little icon that is to the left of Bold... the one that looks like a little earth with a link. A pop up window will appear. Put in the full URL in there (http://blah,blah,blah), then remember to Post & Publish.

Sorry, I don't have the '95 afro pics that made you famous on Washington Avenue. Jaybo has a wonderful collection of scanned pictures though, he may be the one to ask.

Tal, your scoring system is fair, wise, and brilliant. May the worst hair win.