Funny site, Overheard in New York.
"Drunk Jerk? Or Everyman?
Drunk: I want a bag of cocaine...a bag of cocaine and two lesbians.
Girlfriend: You're not going to get it.
Drunk: Which, the bag of cocaine or the two lesbians?
Girlfriend: Neither.
Drunk: Fuck you!
Girlfriend: What, am I not good enough for you?
--1st Ave. & 5th St.
Overheard by: Alexander Romanovich
"Drunk Jerk? Or Everyman?
Drunk: I want a bag of cocaine...a bag of cocaine and two lesbians.
Girlfriend: You're not going to get it.
Drunk: Which, the bag of cocaine or the two lesbians?
Girlfriend: Neither.
Drunk: Fuck you!
Girlfriend: What, am I not good enough for you?
--1st Ave. & 5th St.
Overheard by: Alexander Romanovich