famous old people

Spiderman as a GAY DANCER

Cheekie Monkey

Frank: Hector Savage, from Detroit. Yeah, I remember this pug. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed: Oh yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: Hey, I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Frank: No, you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember if it was north or south.
Frank: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
Ed: You sure know your boxing.
Frank: Well, all I know is never bet on the white guy.