Great stuff!!! I wet myself.

The Iraqi general picture was fantastic! Well done.

I know it's been a while since you bastards have seen me, and I know how some seem to think I look like Puerto Rican heart throb Marc Antony.

Well I have some dissapointing news. I have died my hair blonde, and grown a mono brow. I have a whole new look.

That cute monkey is not really a monkey, but it's an actual picture of me. Taken last week. Honest.

From the Internet..."You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

Booze, I'll accept that challenge, even though that cute monkey looks nothing like me.

How fucking cute is this monkey?!?!?



Looking at this picture has caused me to laugh dozens of times in the last few months. I promise that if you look at him long enough, you'll laugh too.

Repeat if necessary.

Not to be outdone by talking fish, Muslims have gotten in on the act. All this talk of apocalypse has made me a bit nervous. Can this really be the end? According to this news report, a preacher claims that... "he's "75 to 80 percent sure" that [the war with Iraq] would be the sixth so-called 'trumpet' judgment of Revelation chapter nine -- a war launched around the Euphrates River that kills one-third of mankind. "

Yikes!

It's difficult to find things to laugh about these days. Maybe Jay is right, let's go back to talking about fucking.

My favorite porn star these days is a broad named Tawny Roberts. Do a Google search on her (brief sample), I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. She's HOT. I've never actually seen her "in action", only pics of her all over the web, but she must be nice. Unless she has a lisp or even turrets syndrome, she's my new number 1. OK, even if she has turetts, she's still top 2. More pics here.

'Talking fish stuns New York!!! This is real news people.

Yeah Dixie Chicks!
Not really a racial slur, but it caused some people to be really offended. They should change their name to Chix with Dix, and piss everyone off.

Good interview with French president Jacques Chirac. I'm so fed up with this Iraq thing... let's just bomb them and get it over with. If all goes well, this war should last 2 weeks, tops.

Yikes! I'll leave the comments up to you.

I can't believe Albany's Crossgate Mall is where this disgusting event ocurred. Quite shocking really.
In the early 90's, my college pals and I used to frequent this mall pretty often, mainly for 3 reasons.
One, to max out our credit card on flannels; two, to eat Taco Bell after getting really high; and three, to go to the movies after getting really high.
Makes me wonder how we would protest this if we were all still in Albany. Would we go to Colonie Mall instead?

Osama's Bin Shaven! Those lips are so disturbing, they remind me of those wax candy lips from back in the day...

Full story here.

Unlike Mr. Rogers, this man "built his career on inflicting punishment and hospitalizing the opposition."